Sunday, June 13, 2010

take me away,Julian. :)


Why He’s Hot:

  1. My fucking god. Julian Fernando Casablancas is a cool ass motherfucker that simply oozes sex. Julian spends his nights getting all hot and sweaty up on stage, while you get all hot and sweaty just watching him. Julian’s fans find him fucking irresistible.
  2. This man’s smile is honestly the thing daydreams are made of. I’d love for him to flash those endearing little teeth at me. Look at how his eyes crinkle up, and the way his chin pokes out. Isn’t that the sweetest fucking thing you’ve seen? Don’t you want to have fifteen babies with this dreamboat? Damn. Oh, wait, and check out that breathy laugh that comes along with that smile. Sexy and adorable all in the same go. When Julian’s happy, we’re all happy.
  3. Two words: bedroom eyes. Look into these stunning things. They’re huge, dreamy, and deceptively innocent. One minute, he’s sweet and doe-eyed. The next, that mysterious sparkle will render you nearly brain dead. The only thing I’m thinking right now? You. Me. Bed. ASAP. Hell, I’d even meet him in the bathroom. How great would it be to wake up to sleepy-eyed Jules every morning? It’d be sweet, sweet bliss.
  4. He’s got a lot of style. Odd sweaters, leather jackets, demin-on-denim, sexy footwear, you name it, Jules looks amazing in it. He’s a bit of a dork too; he loves video games, sci-fi, and superheroes. I’d love to hear him nerd out any day.
  5. Jules is probably too humble to notice, but he’s a philosopher of this generation. “Anger is weakness, patience is strength,” he says, or, “Being nice is most important when others are not.” Show me your ways, Julian. Tell me all you know. Wouldn’t you love an intimate conversation with this man? Sure, I want in his tight pants, but getting in his mind is just as appealing.

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