you wanna know why?

i Dont reply text messages cuz I dont want to
i DONT answer ur call cuz I am driving
I dont return Ur call cuz I dont care
I dont contact u cuz I m cool like that.haha
I wear black cuz I m sexier that way
I dont wear white cuz I m too fat
I eat cuz I am awesome
I fart cuz I m a human
I dont want to date u cuz i M too hot for u to handle
I..I..I..cuz i CAN
HAHA..crap. XD